butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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