i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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