When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sorry about my life...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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