I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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