everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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