Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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