He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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