let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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