; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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