You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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