The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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