Just fell off a train. Bad.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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