Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
