first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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