Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
