apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
MIDGETS
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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