she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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