She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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