Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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