i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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