Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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