from now on my penis is your penis
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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