we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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