Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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