she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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