I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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