Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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