We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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