So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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