Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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