Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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