? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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