Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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