Plan B is the new Plan A
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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