dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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