First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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