North Korea, Best Korea!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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