Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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