glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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