Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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