i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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