But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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