She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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