according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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