Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I love you. Go after that dick
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