i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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