I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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