So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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