Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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