Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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