I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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