ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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