don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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