i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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