well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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