Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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