ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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