She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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