i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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