So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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