I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
